Matchmaking with Kindergartners

Excert from a conversation at lunch today...

Kindergartner 1: Are you married?

Me: Nope

Kindergartner 1: Do you want to be married?

Me: Sure, but I have to find a boy who wants to marry me and who I want to marry first and that sometimes takes a while.

Kindergartner 2: (Kindergartner 3) will marry you.

Me: Well, he's a little too young. Plus, he is making a face at me that says he might not really be into that idea.

Kindergartner 2: Oh, well, then maybe (Kindergartner 1) will marry you.

Me: I don't think so, since not only is she the same age, but she's also a girl. But thanks for trying.

We went on to discuss how it is possible to be an adult that lives away from her parents but is not married(an unfathomable existance to a five year old), how long the communte would be if I still lived with my parents and how their parents are married. Then we started talking about the grilled cheese.